Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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