You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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