Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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