This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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