i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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