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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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