her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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