What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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