You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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