He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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