I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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