Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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