If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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