I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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