Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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