Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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