ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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