i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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