And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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