That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
worst night to have a conscience
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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