Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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