We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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