Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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