it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My ass is underappreciated
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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