it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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