this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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