it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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