the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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