wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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