Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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