why didn't you poke me back
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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