I wish I could teleport
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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