4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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