I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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