Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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