I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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