I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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