Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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