Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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