yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
you never un-have a 4some
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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