He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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