I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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