That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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