hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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