But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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