I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
are you so shy because you have an std?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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