Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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