Cold hands, warm shart.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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