Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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