Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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