Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Randomize
