I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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