I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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