erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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