Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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