perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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