You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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