Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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