doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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