Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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